Good morning Mr. Taylor, come in and have a seat
We've been studying your resume
it all looks quite complete
You've got the kind of background
And your skills all measure up
We've been seeing folks all week now, and maybe you're the
one
Do you work well under pressure?
produce under the gun?
Oh, and if you want a job here
would you please fill up this cup?
We'll take you on a short tour and you can really see
all our happy workers, we're like one big family
And look at all these goodies
that you get by signing up
Your job will be secure here
Unless production falls
You owe it to your loved ones
to be secure and all
But if you want employment
Would you please fill up this cup?
(chorus)
We can't take any chances
We know you understand
It's protection from those dangerous drugs
that have gotten out of hand
You might injure other workers
or violate our trust
Besides, it's just our policy
So please fill up this cup
We don't test for coffee, cigarettes or beer
And if you're taking medicine
you'll have to make that clear
We only want to know that
Your buzz is state approved
We know it's an invasion, and we don't really care
If we could do it legally
we'd check your underwear
So, if you want a paycheck
would you please fill up this cup?
© Stephen Taylor, 1996